The great mathematician, Kirkmau, made the following exquisite translation of a well-known definition: " Evolution is a change from an indefinite, incoherent homogenity to a definite, coherent heterogenity, through continuous differentiations and integre-gations." Nature, not quite satisfied with this, translates it into plain English, thus: "Evolution is a change from a nohowish. untalkabout-able, allalikeness, to a somewhatish and in-gen-eral-talk-aboutable not-at-all-alikeness, by continuous somethingelsifications and sticktogether-ations." No opinion or verification is intended.