A Googlefight is when two search terms are being pitted against each other – the one which returns more pages in Google wins. It helps if you put both contestants in quotes, like this: "George Bush" vs "John Kerry." In that example, "George Bush" returns over 25 million results (maybe with a little bit of help from his father), whereas John Kerry returns only a little over 16 million pages… so Bush wins.
Let's have some more fights:
War: 503,000,000 results. Peace: 245,000,000 results.
The winner by technical knock-out: War.
USA: 1,350,000,000 results. China: 683,000,000 results.
The winner by judge's decision: USA.
Rocky: 54,500,000 results. Rambo: 4,120,000 results.
Disqualified for use of weapons: Rambo.
Nerds: 7,490,000 results. Bullies: 3,880,000 results.
Result: The Nerds got their revenge.
Cute cats: 96,300 results. Ugly dogs: 23,000 results.
The close winner: Cute cats.
Pen: 113,000,000 results. Sword: 26,300,000 results.
Who's mightier: the pen.
Travel Europe in 7 Days: 0 results. Get to really know some countries: 0 results.
The winner: It's a draw!
Get rich quick: 2,010,000 results. Work hard: 13,600,000 results.
The winner by KO in the 8th round: Work hard.
Christina Aguilera: 6,140,000 results. Britney Spears: 12,700,000 results.
The dancing winner: Miss Spears.
Chick flick: 721,000 results. Art movie: 285,000 results.
Winner by unanimous decision: chick flicks.