Why Do Cucumbers Make So Many People Sick?

"There are several reasons for this. It is possible that the aromatic oil which gives the cucumber its flavor, has some peculiar effect on the stomach, but this is probably not the main reason. It is difficult to say which deserves the most prominent mention, the toughness of the cucumber or the sharp seeds. More people are doubtless affected on account of the toughness of the vegetable, but when the seeds do cause mischief it is of a somewhat violent character. It is doubtful if there is any vegetable that is on the whole as insoluble as the cucumber, and the number of seeds is simply astonishing if they were all taken out, and what is peculiar about them is their sharp point and straw-like consistence. These sometimes prick the mucous membrane of the stomach and intestines but much more likely the latter. They are insoluble and liable to cause more or less obstruction in addition to the irritation. Of course, the cases in which the seed lacerate the membranes of the intestines are comparatively rare, but it deserves mention."

What Can You Say About Pickles?

"Pickles are the enemy of the human race. If there be a personal Devil seeking the destruction and discomfort of the race, it is safe to conclude that one of his methods of operation is with the pickle."

Why Do You Say That They Are So Bad?

"Because of their insolubility and because they contain enough ferment in the shape of vinegar to disturb all persons who have weak stomachs."

Is There Nothing that can Be Said In Favor Of The Pickle?

"Absolutely nothing. There is something peculiar and abnormal about the craving for pickles and this is especially true of school children, who of all persons ought to be the last to eat them."

How About The Craving For Something Sour - For Acids?

"Well, acids should be furnished in fruits and not pickles."