You can use Google to search for people's opinions on everything imaginable. For example, you can enter "I wish I had a ..." into Google and see what people complete this sentence with. I call this method a Googlepoll, and it gives you instant answers to how people are feeling, what they are wishing to achieve, and what obstacles they face. Plus, it's fun.

Following are some of the most interesting Googlepolls – remember you can do your own as well, and all you need is a search engine.

I wish I had ...

  • a goat

  • a wife

  • a red Dress

  • a cave

  • a name

  • a million

  • a Mac

  • a Coke

  • a belief system

  • a big butt

  • a nickel for every-time a dollar is spent

  • a camera, or a digital camera

  • a wishing well

  • a bumper sticker

  • a cat, or a dog

  • a tri-corder

  • a PlayStation 2

  • a friend tonight

  • a penpal

  • a dolphin for a boss

  • a river to skate

  • a Gonani church i Hawaii

  • a Boston accent

  • a brain

Oh poor thing, ...

  • she needed help but didn't know who to ask

  • it mustn't had a very good life

  • it must be schizophrenia

  • it's so hard for kids to understand

  • it is sad that this will be the last we see of each other

  • it must be post-partum depression

  • it's horrible when your cat is being bullied

  • it is soooooo sad

  • it's too hot to be sick

  • it sucks when you can't relax even at home

  • it's wet

If only I could ...

  • be an earthworm

  • take you in my arms and say, I won't go

  • read, or write

  • play it

  • cash in a little bit

  • count that high (I'd count all the stars on high and then my
    friends, I think I'd count all the apples in a pie)

  • find somebody who'll give me a helping hand

  • time travel back and "police" patrons with my authority and flashlight at the Avalon Theater in Detroit where I was an usherette

  • make you see how much you mean to me

  • speak to you, the way you speak to me

  • show Al-Qaeda this picture

  • find my marbles

  • be certain that no one is going hungry

  • lie to me

  • clone myself so I could keep blogging while I tend to regular business

Before I die, I want to ...

  • know what the "scroll lock" key is for

  • be the richest man in history

  • leave sweet memories behind

  • swim among the reefs in Cozumel and breathe in the colors, the beauty of the flora and fauna

  • raft through the Grand Canyon

  • honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save the Queen" to all you men

  • be happy and make someone happy

  • stay in the ice hotel in Lapland

  • live again

  • see the world that lies behind the strangeness of your eyes

  • run a fantasy RPG with a Philippine setting

  • give away all my money

  • be able to own my home, one that I'm proud of, that's located away from lots of people

  • feel fully satiated with life – self-satisfied!

  • have a show at MOMA

  • do something to make the world a better place

  • establish and strengthen the principles of progress and civilization in my country

  • meat Marilyn Manson

  • speak to my God once more as a living man

  • hit 500 home runs

  • celebrate me!

  • see affordable travel to the moon

If I had more time, I would ...

  • travel around the world

  • have written a shorter letter, or a shorter story

  • have called, or e-mailed the author for clarification

  • provide more details and probably end up with a 20-page paper

  • go to the gym, anything that keeps you fit and strong

  • further defend my argument

  • go to the party

  • have many, many ideas doodled out on paper that I would love to try to incorporate into fonts

  • develop my ideas of socialism and the good life

  • go into greater detail on many important topics

  • certainly stop at one of the cafe-ouzeries in the back streets for some grilled octopus

  • have taken the train back

  • have been more ready for Nationals and Olympic Trials like I wanted to be

  • realize my mistake

  • update it much more frequently and put more work into it

  • learn to ski

  • have liked to see South Mountain Park as well

  • explore my expression through painting and photography

Superman looks like ...

  • a joke

  • a baby

  • he was drawn by John Byrne

  • a loser

  • he's about to face a firing squad

  • a dork

  • he's up to no good

  • a human (so Brando lost that argument)

  • a wrathful angel

  • Tom Cruise

  • an extra from the OC or something

  • Frankenstein in Bizarro World

  • in slow motion (when he changes)

  • a typical Hong Kong teenager – dyed hair, outrageous clothing and an attitude

And now I'll eat ...

  • my hat

  • these bagpipes

  • lunch on the way back

  • something (and then lay down in my cleaned and tidy room)

  • freshly rinsed grapes

  • just about anything except chicken and bones

  • only rice for three months

  • your brains

What scared me most was ...

  • the clear knowledge I couldn't talk myself out of this situation

  • the possibility of letting people down – especially me

  • what was behind the words

  • the way he looked

  • not so much things flying around, but the feeling you got in certain areas

  • the violent oscillation of the wings due to the turbulence

  • that supposedly at least 10 people signed up for the $3242 Wall Street Workshop right there on the spot!

  • that I fear communities across America will allow themselves to be torn apart by terror

  • the idea that these creatures could make you hurt your family

  • having to tell my parents

  • at no point did any faculty member discuss how we felt about the Presidential race

  • being able to hear the imps and zombies breathing

Then I realized that ...

  • it was just my alarm clock going off in real life

  • there was no way for me to call her now

  • we don't need "a wiki"

  • I may very well end up on that list one day

  • I had a will, a God (Allah)-given gift: to follow the will of God (Allah).

  • I'd want to cast a bunch of unknowns and then be responsible for the next wave of superstars

  • not only was the boat not sinking, but also I had a mask on board

  • I have no computer to test the stuff (the PC on my desk has IDT C6 on it)

  • suicide wasn't the answer

  • there was an underlying theme to everything I have been interested in

  • I was hooked, even addicted – not to the glamour, etc., of the field, not to the woo-woo psychic persona, but to the thrill of succeeding in experiments – addicted to the thrill of surmounting the impossible

My teacher told me to ...

  • hold on to the sense "I am" tenaciously and not to swerve from it even a moment

  • remind her that I had to leave at 1 pm for a dentist appointment

  • listen to the cars approaching in order to know whether they had stopped or kept going

  • hold the Japanese flag to celebrate the International diversity of our class

  • take a big breath before going underwater

  • walk the nurse

  • the Columbus Myth that children are taught

  • pull down the corners of my mouth for stronger low notes

  • be a good person

  • disregard time limits, to take care of my parents and all the injured and homeless people, to help the citizens I am sworn to protect

The best day in my life was ...

  • when I graduated from basic combat training (boot camp)

  • when I got shot

  • the day we met, or the day I met my boyfriend, or the day we got married

  • when I fired you

  • the day when I first sat at the computer and opened my very own e-mail

  • when I resigned from being chairman of the board of the universe

  • going to the Britney Spears concert

  • when I brought my son home from the hospital

  • a Saturday not long ago when I first saw my true love Steve in Fort Valley

  • when I hired you

  • when I got my dog

  • October 27, 2004... Georgia vs Russia 2,5 – 1,5!

  • March 22, 2004 when Limp Bizkit visited Poland

  • when I was born

What I don't understand is ...

  • Why do hard working folks spend so much money on a throw-away product and panic when they run out of it?

  • Why he still was refused the entrance in Russia after the perestroika

  • Why they had to play this drama just to issue a DOS command

  • Why can't I be in love with the girl I'm married to?

  • Why anyone would ever want to randomly play a collection of 4000 tracks at all

  • Why you chose to do something that can cause you to have a child and then find out you are pregnant?

  • Why this convergence is happening so quickly

  • Why do people drive this way

  • Why pull needed security forces from rescue missions to guard businesses and goods?

  • Why 710?

  • Why the wars? Why the fighting? If each side agreed to respect the other?

  • Why would someone post a photo to the deletemes?

  • Why didn't they build the thing to Central Puxi in the first place?

  • Why... aren't the major corporations' heads and stockholders, who are behind all the "progress" – destruction of rainforests, also human?

  • Why wouldn't the prolife crowd be absolutely thrilled with this pill?

  • Why would you want a head of hair?

  • Why do profs assign papers due the same week?