Peel one pineapple and four oranges; cut the first in small slices and separate the oranges into pieces, putting all in a punch bowl. Then boil in a quart of water two sticks of cinnamon and a stick of vanilla cut in small pieces; strain the water through the sieve into the bowl, and then rub the rind of a lemon on one and one-half pounds of lump sugar, put the sugar in the water, and squeeze over the juice of three lemons. After it cools, place on ice and add a bottle of Rhine wine, a quart of rum, and, just before serving, a bottle of champagne and half a bottle of seltzer.

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